By Blanche-Neige - 08/04/2009 14:03
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
I've got nothing better to do in class
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Profile completed
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Beginner
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Choxia's favorite FMLs
Every day is Caturday
By Genre-Style - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Cam'' - 14/04/2009 08:59
Cam'' tells us more.
Doux seigneur
By Heytoi! - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Liolio - 05/05/2009 09:16
By Dynou - 05/05/2009 17:49
By Inconnu - 08/05/2009 10:47
By Barbapapas - 11/05/2009 09:20
Classico
By Poullette - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Tartou - 14/05/2009 23:37
Tartou tells us more.
Me revoilà, bon je vais vous expliquer en détails. Pour les plus curieux... Non la pomme d'adam ne m'a pas interpellée, quand on voit une belle femme blonde, la 20aine, avec les formes là où il faut, c'est une femme! L'idée que ce soit un homme ne m'est même pas venu à l'esprit. Pour la fin de soirée, je lui ai gentiment expliqué que je ne voulais pas aller plus loin, et que sur le coup, je n'étais plus apte à quoi que ce soit ^^ Tout ce que je peux vous dire, c'est que ça fait vraiment bizarre de voir ça! Si celà m'arrive à nouveau, je sais où vous trouver =) A bientot sur VDM
La bonne excuse
By LaVDMdeLola - 22/05/2009 12:29
By Jµ - 25/05/2009 13:05
By Minouminou - 29/05/2009 12:59
By beatroce - 30/05/2009 22:49
Improvisation
By Pommepomme - 03/06/2009 23:57
By sex-slaves - 20/06/2009 22:20
By 6/20 - 24/06/2009 13:14
By J - 26/06/2009 08:17
By Rom' - 27/06/2009 15:08
By Inconnu - 27/06/2009 21:39
bonjour à tous, oui c'est moi qui ai (malheureusement) posté cette vdm. Oui moi aussi aussi j'ai été étonnée le jour de mon accouchement (bientot trois mois... mais la logique du site veut que l'on commence par aujourd'hui, car je peux vous assurer que le jour de l'accouchement j'étais pas disposée à rire la dessus ni à poster une vdm lol...) mais bon le plus important pour moi c'est d'avoir mon petit ange à mes cotés et peu importe son nom (même si ça étonne un peu les gens quand je l'appelle mais ça me pose pas de problème) en espérant qu'elle vous fasse autant rire que moi j'ai maudit mon mari (puisqu'après tout c'est le but du site quand même). et ne vous inquiétez pas pour Mémé, il va très bien et son père s'occupe très bien de lui :) EDIT: et pour ceux qui sont atterrés, quand j'étais à la maternité j'en ai vu de belles, notamment "nymphadora" ... je sais pas où ils ont été le chercher