Surprise !
By allan - 12/12/2011 14:26 - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
By allan - 12/12/2011 14:26 - France
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By Babelli - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Alors, oui, c'est un petit chiot, qui a encore un peu de mal à s'y retrouver entre faire ses besoins dehors, et devant son maître pour lui prouver combien on est un bon toutou ! Cela dit, il n'est pas très sale, et il ne nous fait pas ça souvent, on va dire qu'il sait plutôt choisir son moment ! J'ai surtout écrit cette vie de merde pour mon homme, qui est effectivement un parfait gentleman et homme de maison. La soirée à cependant été très romantique, et on s'est réveillés ce matin avec le chiot tout frétillant entre nous sur l'oreiller !
By Caca - 16/02/2012 22:44 - France
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By vicksparrow - 27/02/2012 02:48 - France
Il y a eut un séisme à Nice, j'était allongé sur mon canapé et il s'est mit à secouer. Le truc c'est qu'il y avait une chance sur 20 000 000 qu'un séisme frappe Nice, que je sois en train de regarder Chucky, et surtout que ça se passe pile au moment où la poupée se planque sous un lit.
By Dr. House - 28/02/2012 19:20 - France
By oeufsbrouilles - 02/03/2012 12:11 - Suisse
J'ai d'ailleurs rangé ma chambre dans les 2H qui ont suivis, sous l'oeil vigilant de ma mère et les petits rires de ma soeur :) Je sais pas si c'était vraiment de l'humour mais elle connais le moyen de me faire chanter x)