WeiJiang

Mr shanghai, China 89 years-old

Anonymous 12 August 2014, 17:55 Newport, United States

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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Anonymous 12 August 2014, 20:24 Chandler, United States 🌶️ Spicy

We're bad at this

Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML

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