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By eMy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Liège
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By eMy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Liège
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM (si je n'ai pas le même pseudo, c'est que j'en ai changé pour pouvoir publier, après, libre à vous de me croire ou pas). A vrai dire, il y a plus eu rigolade qu'instant de gêne car ils étaient aussi saoûls que moi. j'ai même composé une chanson que nous nous faisons un plaisir de chanter à chaque soirée. Sinon, je suis très content d'avoir ma VDM publiée !
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Alors je pense que je vais vous surprendre autant que je l'ai surpris car, suite à mon rot hyper sexy, le gars a explosé de rire en me disant qu'effectivement j'étais très spontané ^^ Et vous n'êtes pas au bout de vos surprises : le type continue de me courtiser. Oui oui.