By debenz - 23/01/2013 18:59 - France - Marseille
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Ça roule
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In the army now
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By siena101 - 28/01/2013 17:12 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
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Coucou à tous, je suis l'auteur. Je me suis inscrite après avoir posté ma VDM pour pouvoir répondre aux commentaires; du coup je ne sais pas si ce com va apparaître en "l'auteur a commenté", mais bon peu importe... Alors, pour tous ceux qui ne comprennent pas la simple logique, en effet, il m'a "facturé" 4h15, ce qui signifie bien que, puisque "toute heure commencée est due", le quart d'heure supplémentaire m'aura coûté 89€... Et oui, bien sûr, j'ai vu sa lune en prime...
Calmez-vous, enfin !
By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Technique un peu brutale, quand même…
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By griffure - 29/01/2013 14:01 - France
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Salut à tous, je suis l'auteure de cette magnifique VDM! Alors pour la petite histoire, je suis allée me coucher 5min après lui, il s'était déjà endormi et en me couchant j'ai fait un peu de bruit ce qui l'a réveillé. Tout surpris il a eu un mouvement ample (on va dire) et sa main a touché mon front. Ensuite il m'a dit un truc du genre "qu'est ce que tu fais là, tu m'as fait peur, arrive pas comme ça dans le dos des gens" (alors que j'allais juste me coucher ^^) et il s'est rendormi. Pour le fait que je m'en soit aperçue que le lendemain, j'étais crevée et je suis pas spécialement allée me regarder dans une glace parce que je pensais pas du tout être griffée entre les deux yeux ^^ Sinon on habite ensemble depuis 4 ans et c'est régulièrement que je lui "fais peur" parce que je suis plutôt discrète et on m'entend pas arriver. Et je lui en veux pas pour ma blessure de guerre, on a bien rigolé après coup le lendemain!
By clempoque - 20/11/2012 18:02 - France - Quimper
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By Viniloose - 20/11/2012 22:44 - France - Avranches
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Pour ma défense, je suis en procédure contre mon employeur et donc j'ai la tête un peu ailleurs... J'ai proposé de commander des pizzas, mais ils ont préféré se faire un resto! On remet ça mardi prochain, enfin si j'oublie pas...
By tybalte - 21/11/2012 18:08 - France - Palluau
Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Pour beaucoup qui se sont demandés la réaction de mon patron, sachez que ce dernier a bien rigolé, et qu'il m'a répliqué "une belle prime en fin de mois! " (sur le ton humoristique bien sûr, il n'est pas du tout du genre à faire marcher ses employés à la carotte) Et pour les autres qui disent que les patrons ne font pas exception à la politesse, je tiens à dire que je suis bien d'accord avec eux, mais que en l’occurrence le mien est on ne peut plus poli, et que les occasions où je pourrais lui ressortir un "Et le mot magique?" sont (heureusement) plus que rares!