By Shegeda - 28/03/2013 16:29 - États-Unis - New York
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Trop d'infos d'un coup
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Tradition
By Dyngus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
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Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Tout d'abord merci de l'avoir publié ça me fait vraiment plaisir ! Alors je ne suis pas la personne en question qui s'est pris de l'eau sur la tête ce matin, je suis en fait la sœur du copain et j'ai publié cette anecdote pour elle! C'est en effet bien une tradition polonaise et pas un poisson d'avril comme certains ont l'air de le penser (merci à ceux qui la connaisse de l'avoir confirmé et je compatis pour ceux qui y ont goûté ce matin!). Pour ma part je fais partie de cette famille depuis toujours et dans ma famille c'est le premier réveillé qui a le droit de réveiller toute la maison à coup de jet d'eau sur la tête, d'habitude on utilise soit des pulvérisateur ou des verres d'eau à moitié rempli mais comme la copine de mon frère est très joueuse nous avons été un peu vache et nous avons utilisé une bassine ! Elle a très bien pris la chose une fois qu'elle a compris mais au moment du réveil ça a été un peu dur ! Elle n'a mis de coup de pied dans les roubignoles de mon frère, elle ne l'a pas giflé non plus^^comme certains l'ont suggéré ! Elle n'a pas encore répondu à l'attaque mais elle a laisser entendre que l'année prochaine elle serait la première debout ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires vous m'avez beaucoup faire rire et croyez moi les traditions polonaises sont géniales surtout dans une famille comme la mienne où l'ont aime beaucoup faire la fête !
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Méritocratie
By nomoney - 09/04/2013 11:20 - France - La Seyne-sur-mer
J'accuse !
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By Chabernard - 17/04/2013 11:52 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Ca a ete poste depuis l'etat de New York parce que j'utilise un VPN, l'histoire s'est passee en Chine :) La raison c'est que les chinois sont tres accomodants et cherchent toujours une solution de rechange. Dans ce cas precis la solution de rechange ne convenait pas du tout... Au final un de ses collegues a cherche sur l'ordinateur, trouve "Belgique" en 12 secondes et le probleme fut regle. L'autre raison c'est aussi que sorti des pays "populaires" (comprendre 90% du traffic international de la poste chinoise, donc USA, UK, France, Russie, Allemagne, Japon, Coree du Sud...) ils ont tout de suite peur de faire une erreur (j'ai envoye un colis en Palestine une fois, je me suis bien marre !). Et je tiens a preciser que la poste chinoise est tres professionnelle et tres efficace... tant qu'on envoie dans un des pays cites ci-dessus :)