Crash test dummy
By yaya - 08/09/2013 18:30 - France
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You are now a certified FML member
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By yaya - 08/09/2013 18:30 - France
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By Batman01234 - 02/02/2013 11:16 - Nouvelle-Calédonie
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM Alors pour répondre à vos questions, j'ai évidemment été à la rencontre de l'instit le lendemain pour lui expliquer, mais sa note n'a pas beaucoup changé ( D+ ) puisque sa rédaction n'était pas très bonne. Pour ceux qui disent que à 7 ans on ne sait pas écrire, si si, on apprend à écrire en CP, et ma fille est en CE1. Et ceux qui disent qu'en CE1 on ne fait pas de rédaction, la preuve que si, mais eux n'appelle pas ça des rédactions. Et mon chat noir ne m'a jamais porté malheur, ne vous en faites pas, il est même adoré de tout le monde ^^
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By Amarelle - 11/02/2013 16:40 - France
Ooooooh ma VDM publiée !!! Je précise que c'était le dernier mois de grossitude, + 22kg (beaucoup de flotte) , et j'ai été hyper vexé sur le coup mais maintenant j'en rigole ! Avec les hormones tout ça tout ça on est "légèrement" plus sensible et susceptible. Sinon question poil , essayez de vous épiler sans voir votre entre jambe et sans réussir à toucher ses chevilles, c'est pas fastoche !