About Bersecker
Mais où part ce putain de site? Et vous? Avec votre narcissisme puant, vos photos superficielles, retouchées, vos citations dénonçant un manque de ressources mentales flagrant, votre orthographe de CP et vos discussions stériles. Vous faites pitié, vous êtes l'avenir d'un monde qui n'en a plus.
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Bersecker's FML badges
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    51%
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    30%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
    0%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    42%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    27%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    55%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
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Bersecker's favorite FMLs
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By Anonyme / Tuesday 1 September 2015 06:24 / France
By Anonyme - / Monday 24 August 2015 23:17 / France - Maisons-laffitte

Urgence

By Anonyme - / Monday 17 August 2015 07:59 / France - Bagnolet
By NoemieAxelle - / Thursday 6 August 2015 17:01 / France - Lyon