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By 6FeetUnder - 17/02/2009 12:07
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By 6FeetUnder - 17/02/2009 12:07
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C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.