L'adolescence programmée
By Liz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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Bonjour bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je viens donner deux trois précisions, puisque les 300 caractères m'ont un peu limité. ;) En tout cas certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Déjà, je voudrais apporter une petite correction, au moment des faits, Alexandre avait non pas 4 ans, mais 1 an et demi (ça date d'un petit bout puisqu'il a maintenant 6 ans, comprenez mon erreur !). Donc c'était totalement innocent et une vraie question, puisqu'il n'avait jamais vu de personne en fauteuil, même s'il connaissait le handicap (notre grand-père est lui-même handicapé, mais pas en fateuil). La dame passait près de nous, mais il ne me semble pas qu'elle l'ait entendu, même si nous étions tout de même mal à l'aise avec mon père. On lui a donc expliqué gentiment et calmement que ce genre de ce réflexion ne se faisait pas et que la personne n'était pas morte, mais juste "malade" (on a un peu simplifié, il était petiot) et ne pouvait pas se déplacer normalement. Pour l'homme du fauteuil, il n'était pas endormi me semble-t-il, mais encore une fois, c'est loin ! Maintenant, on en rigole pas mal avec mon papa, parce que ça restait mignon, innocent et très spontané ! Voilà pour les détails, en espérant que ça en a éclairé certains ! La bise !