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By Le Sphinx - 22/01/2009 11:59
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By Le Sphinx - 22/01/2009 11:59
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By nytshen - 07/04/2009 20:02
Et bien, c'est la première fois que je lis les commentaire de ma vdm, et je découvre qu'elle a fait scandale ??!! c'est dingue. Surtout que ce jour là, en découvrant mes pantoufles je me suis bien marré et mes collègues également. De là à le prendre mal, c'est du n'importe quoi. C'est de bonne guerre. Quand je vois les réactions de certaine personnes, je ne m'étonne malheureusement plus de voir autant de conflit au monde. C'est qu'une blague potache, qu'un repas de sauté, y'a pas mort d'homme... Ps: je tiens à rassurer les personnes que j'ai choqué en expliquant que c'est ma charmante épouse qui m'a préparé mon sandwich.. elle n'est pas préposée à ça évidement. Elle m'a gentillement proposé de me le préparé. Aujourd'hui je me méfie, voilà tout. Bien Cordialement.
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By Michay - 18/04/2009 21:37
Hé non, elle ne comprend pas ! C'est que je n'ai pas été la seule à ne pas pouvoir dormir, d'autres voisins non plus et elle a refusé de nous ouvrir quand on a sonné chez elle. Elle a aussi 2 petits-enfants abominables qui font du bordel à 7h du matin le dimanche.