Cute
By bistouk - 15/09/2015 10:31 - France
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (oui auteure, c'est moi qui ai fondu en larmes, mais je trouvais ça plus drôle de le raconter du point de vue de mon pauvre patron.) J'espère que les modérateurs pourront le confirmer avec l'adresse IP (bien qu'où je suis, elle change régulièrement) Déjà, je ne suis pas licenciée et on a eu les clients ! Youhoou. Ensuite, pour vous situer le contexte, je suis quelqu'un de très stressée de base, alors imaginez avec un combo malade + règles + fatigue. Je suis arrivée avec 30 minutes de retards en m'excusant avant que mon patron ne me demande si j'allais bien car j'avais l'air un peu sonné et c'est à ce moment que j'ai sorti cette phrase magique. (je suis aussi quelqu'un de spontanée et j'ai tendance à dire tout ce que j'ai en tête.) Pour le hérisson, je n'ai pas vu son "cadavre" au retour, si je l'ai vraiment écrasé, je suis désolé pour lui. J'ai horreur de faire du mal aux petites (et grosses aussi) bêtes. Les clients ont été très compréhensifs (surtout la dame qui m'a offert un café pour me "requinquer") En tout cas, merci de m'avoir validée, je peux maintenant mettre ça sur mon CV !