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By Anonyme - 30/06/2014 09:36 - France
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(Désolée pour ce précédent échec, décidément les fins de journées ne me réussissent vraiment pas.) Hello ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (oui oui, je n'étais pas connectée, etc, le classique...). Alors, pour être précise, c'était un chewing-gum mâché, évidemment ! Car, merci, ma santé buccale se porte à merveille. Je ne sais pas si je regarde trop de film, je pense surtout que je m'ennuyais en cette fin de journée difficile, et que je me suis emballée... Surtout que le papier était tout seul sur la table, et que lorsqu'on débarrasse, on ne s'amuse pas à laisser un petit papier, ce qui m'a fait penser qu'il avait été déposé après (--> donc cela peut porter à interprétation !). Il n'y a pas réellement de suite, si ce n'est que je me suis sentie relativement stupide devant mon papier collé, et que je suis vite vite retournée me cacher vers la plonge. Et que ça m'a fait bien rire ! Morale de l'histoire : je ne chercherai plus à ouvrir les papiers, même évocateurs !
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By lilouuuu8 - 26/08/2014 07:45 - France - Asnières
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la vdm, vous m'avez bien faire rire avec les jeux de mots sur les races de chiens. Et rectification, je ne vis plus chez elle depuis 1an mais jetais a un quart d'heure de route ( donc pas tres loin pour lui rendre visite et venir pour lui rendre des services) quand je lui ai annoncé mon départ pour un nouveau boulot, elle était justement en vacances et dans le roulement de la conversation elle était tellement triste que nous nous reverrons plus si souvent qu'elle a chercher tout les prétextes pour éviter que je parte . Mais non, elle ne pense pas qu'à elle, c'est juste une maman qui aime profondément ses enfants et la meilleure maman du monde. :) En tout cas merci d'avoir valider a vdm et pour vos commentaires c'etait marrant.