Zazou1984

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  • Lyon
  • 42 years-old
  • Tuesday 06 March 1984
  • In a relationship

About Zazou1984

Putain mais on dirait que je suis trop vieux....

Ou pas... : )

Musique , Bouffe : voilà la vie !! ; )

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Profile completed

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Zazou1984's favorite FMLs

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Gurvil 50

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et je vais vous apporter quelques précision. "Tout d'abord, je souhaiterai remercier le personnel de l'aéroport, les hôtesses de la compagnie et bien sur les merveilleux modérateurs du site, sans qui cette VDM n'aurait jamais pu être validée..." Afin de rassurer (presque) tout le monde, nous avons pu prendre l'avion, in extremis, mais nous avons réussi. Cette VDM s'est déroulé à notre retour de vacances d'Italie il y a quelques années. Et je dois préciser que ni ma femme, ni moi, ne parlons italien (à part les traditionnels "bonjour", "au revoir", "svp", "merci"). Donc après l'enregistrement des bagages, nous sommes pris en charge par l'assistance PMR de l'aéroport, qui nous emmène dans la salle d'embarquement où la personne qui nous accompagne nous fait comprendre, tant bien que mal, que nous devons attendre ici que l'on vienne nous chercher. Il est vrai qu'en France, les PMR montent normalement en premier dans l'avion, mais ne sachant pas si c'était une norme international, nous ne nous sommes pas inquiétés de voir monter les autres passagers. Lorsque presque tous les passagers ont quitté la salle, je me suis rapproché du comptoir d'embarquement en essayant d'expliquer (en anglais) notre problème, et le personnel au sol me répond d'attendre. Quinze minutes après, toujours personne pour nous, et je vois arriver une autre personne en fauteuil, ce qui me fait penser ils attendaient la deuxième personne pour faire monter tout le monde en même temps. Sauf que cette personne était inscrite sur le vol suivant, et c'est là que les hôtesses ont compris (je me souviens même de la lueur de compréhension apparaître dans leur regard) que les passagers qu'ils cherchaient depuis trente minutes afin de faire partir l'avion étaient juste à 10 mètres d'eux, et s'étaient déjà signalés plusieurs fois. Nous avons donc pu monter dans l'avion qui est parti avec un bon retard, et je ne vous explique pas le regard des passagers dans l'avion qui pensaient que ledit retard était de notre faute ^^ Mais on ne leur en veut pas (trop), la preuve, nous repartons au même endroit cette année. Par contre, je ne donnerai pas le nom de la compagnie, car cela aurait pu arriver avec n'importe laquelle. Bonne journée, et désolé pour le pavé.