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By Anonyme - 15/07/2012 16:54 - Belgique - Antoing
By V.Damidot - 15/07/2012 18:44 - France - Marseille
By MariLaSouris - 18/07/2012 15:18 - France - Metz
By Zenob - 19/07/2012 08:49 - France - Paris
By Damoiselle_C - 19/07/2012 16:18 - France - Paris
By bibibibip - 21/07/2012 07:50 - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. N'ayant pas assez de caractères pour tout raconter, ma femme rentre du boulot environ dix minutes après moi. Du coup je ne me suis pas retourné dans un si court laps de temps et le thermomètre se porte bien. Quant au chantage possible de ma femme, c'est plus pour elle un moyen de négociation car j'ai des photos compromettantes de sa jeunesse données par sa meilleure amie. Donc nous sommes à égalité. Heureusement que nos enfants sont en vacances chez les grands parents...Je les aurais sans doute traumatisé...
By gaditana - 23/07/2012 00:54
By xsaarp - 01/08/2012 19:07 - France - Malakoff
By Kinoraa - 04/08/2012 08:03 - France - Sens
By Anonyme - 04/08/2012 09:21 - France - Saint-jean-le-blanc
By JACQUEJACQUE - 04/08/2012 21:59 - France - Jarny
By anonyme - 05/08/2012 17:57 - France - Bozel
By Anonyme - 05/08/2012 21:06 - France - Civray
By Jim - 06/08/2012 18:27 - France - Malakoff
By maxmadmax - 06/08/2012 23:35 - France - Fontaine-le-comte
Merci d'avoir publié ma VDM! Je peux pas répondre à toutes vos théories sur l'écologie, le bouton off sans veilleuse caché sous la télé, mon T-shirt lancé trop fort, mes nuits sur le canap du salon car ma copine n'en peut plus de ramasser mes slips... En tous cas, j'étais dans mon lit, très épuisé par ma journée de vacance, et mes T-shirt étant le plus souvent très legers, je les lance très fort pour atteindre la télé située à l'autre bout de ma chambre, vu que je n'ai jamais su trouver le bouton magique sous la télé, et que je suis trop fainéant pour lever mon c*l de mon lit, j'ai lancé la télécommande en mode demi-sommeil-d'idiot-qui-croit-lancer-son-T-shirt... et comme beaucoup l'ont dit, désormais, je n'ai plus de problème de veilleuse!
By Anonyme - 07/08/2012 13:52 - France - Paris
By delf - 07/08/2012 14:37 - France - Saint Etienne
By Madame_ScavoVanD - 07/08/2012 22:40 - France
By croqueta - 08/08/2012 13:47 - Espagne - Madrid
By Floflofloarl - 08/08/2012 18:02 - France - Paris
c'est exactement ce qui s'est passé ! en plus j'étais trop fier de moi, j'étais super loin et j'ai réussi à le toucher ^^ Quand il m'a vu il s'est barré sans demander son reste, je pense pas qu'il ai vu que cétait les clés :D