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By lovie - 28/07/2019 06:30
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By MyHeaven - 18/11/2011 15:13 - France
Pour compléter un peu l'histoire : Je suis étudiante en médecine et les fins de mois sont difficiles. Lorsqu'on m'a proposé ce job, j'ai tout de suite vu ça comme une très grande opportunité : fini les pâtes tous les soirs. J'avoue que je n'avais pas vraiment pensé aux inconvénients. Ce jour là, les enfants devaient tout ranger le bazar qu'ils avaient mis. Sauf que ce gamin avait décidé de bouder dans son coin. Je lui ai gentiment demandé de ranger ses crayons, et là, alors qu'il voulait dire "J'ai que deux mains !" il a dit "J'ai pas trois mains !", ce qui m'a fait sourire. Et comme il était de mauvaise humeur... Enfin bref, une seule possibilité dans ces moments là, sourire. Et serrer les dents. Très fort.
By Minau - 04/12/2012 06:21 - France
Cette VDM date de l'année dernière quand j'ai quitté ma famille pour aller faire mon BTS à Paris (depuis je suis revenue dans ma famille) J'étais loin de tous mes proches, je demandais à chaque fois de l'argent à mes parents et pendant 6 mois j'ai voulu me débrouiller seule, je gagnais pas grand chose mais ça me suffisait jusqu'au jour ou ça ne suffisait plus pour diverses raisons ! (J'ai un iphone pour les personnes qui ont dit : "ils ont des iPhones des vêtements de marque mais pas d'argent pour manger", je vais raconter ma vie mais bon, l'iPhone était a mon frère mais il me l'a donné car il n'en avait plus besoin) Pour le mec, j'ai plein de raisons de le détester, je n'abuse pas de sa gentillesse d'ailleurs, il n'est pas si gentil que ça, c'est une "racaille" tout ce que je n'aime pas, il se la pète, il fait plein de conneries, se croit le plus beau de la terre, il est horrible avec les gens mais avec moi je dois l'avouer qu'il est plutôt sympa mais ça n'empêche pas qu'il est horrible à côté et que je déteste ça ! Voilà ma vie ! Maintenant je suis revenue chez mes parents loin de Paris, et happy ending :D
By verybadboob - 11/07/2015 14:21 - France - Breuillet
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By patateandco - 21/07/2015 11:40 - France - Saint-malo
By evemarie123 - 25/07/2015 17:09 - France - Lyon
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By Anonyme - 27/07/2015 22:16 - Portugal - Benedita
By Emma06000 - 27/06/2017 13:51 - France - Strasbourg
Évidemment non. Je me suis juste sentie un peu con d'aller chez un vétérinaire le lundi de Pâques, de débourser 170€ (je me suis trompée en écrivant la VDM) et tout cela parceque mon chien est une mauviette et en plus joue la comédie, comme il était en pleine forme une fois arrivé là-bas !