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Pour répondre à certaines questions et à certains doutes : oui, mon père s'est inquiété et les agents aussi. Mais avouez que, voir quelqu'un inerte et déculotté.. Le fou rire vous prend facilement ! Même moi j'en ai rigolé. Pour ce qui est du pantalon, au final, il m'allait très bien. C'est pas parce qu'on tombe dans les pommes qu'on force pour rentrer dedans (surtout si on connait sa taille). Il était baissé car j'étais en train de l'enfiler quand j'ai perdu connaissance; le temps que je m'habille il était malheureusement trop tard. Voilà, vous savez tout ! :)
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Euh non après on est resté de bon amis quand même, il a compris que c'était qu'un petit lapsus ... :)
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour vous donner la suite de l'histoire et les détails. Ca s'est bien passé hier. En fait ma collègue n'avait strictement rien fait alors que le dossier était à faire en binôme. Je n'ai fait aucune remarque ni à elle ni à notre entourage professionnel. Ma remarque était pas du tout dans le but de la déstabiliser au contraire elle compromettait la suite de sa présentation. Je ne voulais pas qu'elle se sente ridiculisée ou qu'un supérieur le lui fasse remarquer. Et j'ai chuchoté ! Elle avait déjà fait ce genre de remarque auparavant et avait eu un avertissement. Pour ma réaction, j'ai ri puis j'ai lancé "Bon sans transition on va passer a la suite etc" Notre directeur l'a malgré tout repris en lui disant qu'il l'attendait au service RH apres la réunion. Ah et à tous ceux un peu étrange qui lui donnaient raison, personne n'a à se faire insulter au sein de son entreprise !