Toxique
By Marcus - 09/04/2015 18:12 - Royaume-Uni - Romford
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By Marcus - 09/04/2015 18:12 - Royaume-Uni - Romford
By gratgrat - 15/04/2015 18:50 - France - Marseille
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By Anonyme - 03/09/2012 17:14 - France - Rennes
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By crevettine - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lognes
By Anonyme - 04/10/2012 16:16 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 14/10/2012 23:29 - France - Paris
By BelleDoche - 09/11/2012 14:45 - France - Chelles
(Je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM) En fait t'as pas tout à fait tort, puisque c'est dans ce sens-là qu'elle l'a dit; elle s'intéressait (elle est décédée depuis, cette anecdote m'est arrivée il y a bientôt 15 ans) au comportement des chats, donc elle a juste dit ça comme elle aurait dit "aux meubles", mais je sais pas, j'aurais préféré :) @Neko42: ça nous a fait beaucoup rire lui et moi, future belle-maman (future-ex, puisque nous avons pris des chemins différents) n'a pas vraiment pas saisi pourquoi, mais comme c'était de toute façon très drôle car spontané, on a laissé tomber les explications. @Celinouche: Oui j'ai tourné ça en "plutôt froide" vu que le nombre de caractères est très limité, mais c'était plutôt quelqu'un de "cash" avec tout le monde, pas méchante, mais pas vraiment chaleureuse, elle n'aimait pas spécialement communiquer en fait... Donc moi ou une autre fille, ça aurait sûrement été pareil :) Sinon il n'y a là aucune stigmatisation des belle-mamans, c'est tout simplement que ce site est là pour raconter les travers de la vie quotidienne, donc forcément les protagonistes ont souvent le mauvais rôle, c'est tout... ma belle-mère actuelle est d'ailleurs tout à fait charmante ! Enfin, jusque-là...
By mathieu - 14/11/2012 11:22 - France - Vieux-rengt
By Anonyme - 17/11/2012 13:37 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
By antoto - 05/12/2012 11:03 - France - C
By Guitarophile - 12/12/2012 10:19 - Canada - Moncton
non il n'y avait pas que la sangria, elle était là seulement pour la coloration x) si je vous dis tout ce que j'ai bu tout le monde va vomir rien que d'y penser x)