Tristesse…
By Bouboule - 23/10/2014 21:56 - France - Pornic
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Bonsoir à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je ne pensais vraiment pas qu'elle serait publiée, merciii ! J'aurais bien répondu à tout vos adorables commentaires mais ça va être un peu dur - et long surtout ouaip. Vous m'avez bien fait rire en tout cas ! Eh oui je suis bien une fille. Et mon chat aussi d'ailleurs - Igloo qu'elle s'appelle la vilaine. Je vais vous apporter quelques informations tout de même. Donc ça fait un an maintenant que je l'ai recueillie, elle était encore un gentil petit chaton tout mignon (que j'ai même du nourrir au biberon) en ce temps-là. Ouais c'était cool avant, une vraie peluche. Et il s'avère qu'en grandissant elle a commencé à adopter un comportement un peu étrange - meurtrier et psychopathe. Elle me tète le nez, m'attaque les chevilles quand je passe devant elle, me suis partout en grognant et elle me pétrit même le crâne. J'en ai de la chance, hein ? Elle dort donc avec moi (oui c'est totalement suicidaire, j'en suis consciente), elle a un panier rien qu'à elle, une litière rien qu'à elle aussi, mais surtout de la nourriture et de l'eau à disposition. Ouais, elle est fourbe. C'est un chat quoi. Elle a déjà essayé plusieurs techniques pour m'obliger à bouger, en vain. Le "je-renverse-absolument-tout-ce-qui-est-en-hauteur-et-qui-est-fragile", le "je-te-saute-sur-le-visage-parce-que-j'aime-ça", le "je-miaule-jusqu'à-m'en-déchirer-les-cordes-vocales-à-deux-heures-du-mat", vous voyez le genre un peu nan ? Bon elle a tenté de me tuer, certes mais je l'aime quand même. Oui, je suis maso un peu. C'est mon bébé quoi. Elle me le rend mal mais hey c'est un chat. Si vous avez des questions vous savez quoi faire ! ;)