Maman, on a faim
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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Bonsoir à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je tiens à apporter quelques précisions afin de couper court à toute tergiversions. Je travaille depuis plus d'un an auprès des personnes âgées atteintes de la maladie d'Alzheimer, afin d'assurer leur autonomie dans la vie quotidienne par le biais de différentes activités et médiations dont cette sortie fait parti. Je travaille également à créer de nouveaux apprentissages chez eux parce que oui oui, même quand on a Alzheimer on peut continuer à apprendre ! ;-) Il est donc bien évident que ce rire n'était en rien moqueur, mais bien amusé de la situation. En effet, cette dame ne s'en souvenait plus le lendemain, mais vu la manière chaleureuse dont elle m'accueille je suis persuadée qu'il reste malgré tout quelque chose de cette journée... :-) Merci à tous pour vos super commentaires qui m'ont a mon tour bien fait rire, et dédicace à tous les collègues Psychomot qui sont passés par là, VDP ! ;-)
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Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)