By Cariboute - 23/04/2010 15:42
Hypochir
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Portugais, fier de l'être. J'aime être avec mes potes, discuter de tout et de rien. Allez, un petit mp fait tj plaisir :)
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100 kick-ass comments
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Perdant
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Petit diable
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By DarkSmoothie - 04/03/2012 15:21 - France
DarkSmoothie tells us more.
Je ne m'attendais pas à ce que ma VDM donne suite à autant de commentaires (ni à ce qu'elle soit publiée d'ailleurs) ! Alors pour m'expliquer, il faut dire qu'on venait de m'envoyer un message qui disait qu'on m'attendait dans un resto d'altitude. Ne connaissant personne dans le télésiège, j'en ai donc profité pour regarder le chemin à prendre afin d'arriver à ce resto. Je comptais répondre au message en disant le temps que je mettrai à peu près pour arriver, c'est pourquoi je n'ai pas rangé mon téléphone dans la poche qui lui est réservée, mais je l'ai plutôt mis dans ma bouche, sans bien sûr imaginer une seconde qu'il pouvait tomber. Et je ne crois pas que mon voisin s'attendait à ce que je réponde autrement que par un signe de tête à sa question en voyant son visage décomposé devant ma bêtise... Heureusement mon téléphone s'en est sorti (grâce à sa pochette), il faut dire qu'il n'en est pas à sa première chute. Mais c'est vrai que tomber d'aussi haut, c'était une première !
J'assume pas
By CestPasMoiCestLUI - 29/05/2012 21:59 - France
By Anonyme - 04/08/2012 06:23 - France
J'ai oublié de dire que je devais aller au lycée à pieds , enfin pied au singulier ...