By branlette-son - 24/04/2014 16:38 - France
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Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D
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Salut tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm, j'ai dû me créer un compte puisque je n'en avais pas quand je l'ai postée ^^ Alors je sais, je suis nulle, j'ai pas de cerveau, tout ce que vous voulez et je me déteste depuis ce moment x) mais c'était la première fois de ma vie qu'un mec venait m'aborder comme ça et franchement c'était le genre de mec devant lequel on bave, les yeux dans le vide. Je m'y attendais pas du tout, surtout que j'étais avec ma soeur et une amie, beaucoup plus belles que moi et sur le coup j'ai bugué Et puis je ne l'ai pas précisé dans la vdm mais j'étais en vacances à l'étranger, et il était allemand. Je ne comprenais rien de ce qu'il disait et quand j'ai réalisé ce que je venais de lui dire, mon cerveau a disparu x) Désolée de vous décevoir mais après ça il a juste eu l'air dégouté et est parti rejoindre son ami. Voilà, je savais que j'étais pas douée mais maintenant c'est officiel :)