Today, I actually uttered the words, "Those are my good sweatpants." FML
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
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