By Anonyme - 17/08/2011 19:27 - France
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I moderated this!
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Work is a 4-letter word
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I agree, my mouse works.
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One more and it's business time
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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50 quality comments
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YDI Master
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Elle ne s'est pas servie du fouet ! En fait, ma mère s'est réveillée vers 3h du matin car elle a entendu un bruit. Elle a donc ouvert la porte de ma chambre pour savoir si je dormais encore et a vu mon lit vide. Ayant vu mon portable sur mon bureau, elle n'a pas pu appeller. Elle a donc décidé de m'attendre pour me surprendre quoi (elle a réussi par ailleurs...) et donc je l'ai retrouvée dans ma chambre, le fouet à la main. Quand je suis rentrée j'ai eu les chocottes mais elle ne m'a en aucun cas fouetté. On a discuté une bonne demi heure, elle ne m'a pas trop engeulé, juste fait la morale, c'était largement suffisant ! lol. Et petit PS, je suis une fille, donc non bizarrement, j'ai pas pensé à trouver cela excitant de voir ma mère en chemise de nuit, decoiffée et avec un fouet. Merci de valider... ;)
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Pour raconter la suite, la mère a explosée en sanglot (l'émotion d'entendre son enfant parler), mes potes ont explosé de rire et le père est resté sans voix, mais j'avoue que j'ai eu un peu de mal à le regarder dans les yeux après ça.... On en a jamais reparlé! Le pire c'est que c'est la 2eme fois que ça m'arrive.