Pas maintenant !
By Michelangela - 01/06/2014 15:42 - France - Saint-julien-l'ars
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Bonjour tout le monde, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. :) Merci pour tous vos commentaires, je ne m'attendais vraiment pas à être publiée. ^^ Juste une petite précision qui a déjà été dite. Je suis belge et il est possible d'être prof en seulement trois ans pour donner cours à des élèves de 12 à 15 ans (cela correspond à votre collège). Dans mon cursus scolaire, je dois faire des stages chaque année. Donc, oui, c'est tout à fait possible d'avoir des contacts avec des élèves à 21 ans, même à 18 ans. ;) A propos de l'élève en question, je vous rassure, c'est une exception. Il y a toujours des chérubins qui écrivent correctement et qui nous sortent parfois des perles ! Quant à sa remarque sur mon âge, elle m'avait vraiment choquée puisque je fais très jeune pour mon âge. Je peux vous assurer que quand vous vous installez dans le fond de la classe pour l'observer avant de donner cours et que les élèves (de maximum 13 ans) se retournent à chaque fois pour dire "Madaaame, il y a une nouvelle élève au fond de la classe", votre ego en prend un coup. Il faut répéter souvent que nous sommes stagiaires et non élèves. ^^