About Jaax
J'ai pas envie de me présenter, alors ce qui va suivre me correspond totalement. J'aime faire du mal aux chatons, j'aime pas les livres, c'est abrutissant. J'suis un artiste de talent comme le prouve la deuxième photo. Mon chat est le sosie officiel de Jean-Marie Le Pen. Bisounours professionnel. Je m'amuse encore à sonner chez les gens et partir en courant. Rire c'est pas drôle. Vive les gens superficiels, vous êtes les plus mieux, ne l'oubliez pas. 'Fin bref, j'sais pas moi ! Si t'as cru que tout ça me correspondait car je l'ai dit au début, j'sais pas c'que tu fous encore sur internet. N'hésitez pas à venir me parler, j'aime pas discuter.
Jaax's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
    20%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    10%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    5%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    3%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    10%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    5%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    3%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    38%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    6%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    6%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Jaax's favorite FMLs
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