nutellalex

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  • Nord, France
  • 31 years-old
  • Monday 11 September 1995
  • Single

About Nutellalex

Bonjour, Bonsoir !

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Au revoir !

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

At night, all FMLs are grey.

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What'ch'all looking at?

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The Mixer

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I like your style

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Inception

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

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Consolation prize

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50 favorites

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Judgmental

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A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Up and coming moderator

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50 quality comments

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

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Tweet, tweet

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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I liked to the power of 20

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Happy month-versary

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Tell us what happened next

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Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Omelette Master Badge

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Bonjour à tous ! Heureuse de voir que ma VDM suscite autant de réactions... :D Alors pour la petite histoire, je vis avec mon copain dans une rue très fréquentée par de nombreux fêtards. Je suis quelqu'un d'à peu près tolérant mais il est vrai que lorsque cela se produit toutes les semaines, le seuil de tolérance descend petit à petit... Or, nous avons eu quelques petites frayeurs avec mon copain après avoir justement essayé de DIALOGUER (oui oui, c'est un mot que je connais ! ^^). Les réactions sont parfois très... inattendues lorsque le sang est imbibé d'alcool ! :D Ce soir-là, en plus, mon copain n'était pas là : j'étais donc encore moins courageuse que d'habitude. Il n'y a pas eu de sirène, donc rien qui pouvait me laisser penser qu'un incendie était en cours (surtout qu'en réalité il ne s'agissait que d'un début d'incendie, et les policiers étaient là pour sécuriser le périmètre le temps de l'intervention des pompiers). J'aurais éventuellement pu tilter parce qu'il y a avait une lumière bizarre (j'ai compris plus tard que c'était un gyrophare !). Bref, j'étais naze, il était 3h du matin et j'avais une réunion méga importante le lendemain à 8h30... J'ai donc balancé mon seau d'eau. Quand j'ai entendu un ton autoritaire crier "Hé ho ! Qui vient de faire ça ? On monte de suite chez-vous, ouvrez ou on défonce la porte !", j'ai bien compris qu'il y avait un problème... Vous vous doutez bien que les policiers étaient hors d'eux. IIs sont montés illico presto chez moi. Ils m'ont engueulée comme du poisson pourri, et voulaient m'emmener au poste. J'étais tellement à bouts de nerfs que j'ai fondu en larmes et je pense qu'ils ont eu un peu pitié. J'ai quand même eu droit à une bonne leçon de morale... Ils sont finalement repartis, bien énervés malgré tout. Ils sont restés encore un petit moment sous ma fenêtre, en parlant encore plus fort. Je ne vous détaille pas mon état pendant la réunion le lendemain ! Mais j'ai compris la leçon, plus jamais de seau d'eau... La prochaine fois j'appelerai la police :D