Miam j'ai faim
By Bibi - 10/06/2015 09:44 - France - Nantes
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By Bibi - 10/06/2015 09:44 - France - Nantes
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Bonjour à toutes et à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Alors cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a quelques jours déjà, j'en ai donc pour 2 mois et 20 jours de plâtre, et un cours séjour de 2 jours à l'hôpital. L'infirmière s'est excusée à plusieurs reprises à mon retour au lycée. Lorsque je suis allée à son bureau après "l'accident" j'avais le poignée enflé et rouge. D'après elle, j'avais seulement fait un faux mouvement dans ma chute. Mais le soir, après être rentrée et avoir mis de la glace et de la crème la douleur était telle que ma mère m'a emmenée aux urgences. Après 2 bonnes heures d'attente et 4 radios le verdict est tombé : 3 fractures ! Les médecins ont bien rigolé pour l'histoire du "faux mouvement". Bon, ce qui est cool c'est qu'elle me perdra un peu plus au sérieux ^^ Le directeur lui, n'était pas très fier de son "manque de professionnalisme" je cite. En tout cas, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Merci d'avoir publié ma VDM et merci encore à vous tous :)
By PoissonSousPied - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Massy
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By waterproof - 14/06/2015 21:59 - États-Unis - West Chester
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, je souhaite juste vous rappeler qu'en médecine on a une nomenclature anatomo-clinique obligatoire, et je me suis déjà faite remonter les bretelles par mes professeurs pour y avoir fait un écart : dire oreillette au lieu de atrium, etc je pensais donc bien faire^^