By Callidora - 04/08/2015 23:26 - France - Marseille
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Yiiiihaaaaa, ma VDM a été validée ! Bon, pas grand-chose à raconter, à part que j'ai longuement hésité avant de passer cet appel. La dame en question a été très gentille, et n'a pas corrigé ma prononciation sans doute un poil barbare (elle doit être habituée et en avoir un peu ras-la-casquette). Je peux pas dévoiler son nom, évidemment (de toute façon, je ne me rappelle pas de l'orthographe) mais les lettres majoritaires étaient CKZ (pas forcément dans cet ordre), ce qui faisait un peu pays de l'Est. Et pour kwalish, je ne pense pas que c'était un bizutage de ce genre là mais mes collègues ne se sont pas battues pour passer cet appel à ma place quand elles ont vu ma tête... Pour finir, un grand merci à mon héros, mon champion, mon chouchou, qui m'a dit d'en faire une VDM quand je lui ai raconté cette mission (que j'ai été obligée d'accepter).