moe
United States
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
22jrdn55
Mr London, ur mama's place 30 years-old Single
a fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Feed me and shut up
Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML
Emily Salt
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
🌶️ Spicy
Tasty
Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML