La vie d'avant les émoticônes
By lovbird - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By lovbird - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Mister-monopoly - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By vdskizo - 05/01/2009 22:39
Alooooors, pour tout les sceptiques, ma VDM s'est véritablement passé, mais il y a déjà quelques mois auparavant, en Septembre, lorsque la température le permettait encore ! Et c'était un parc trèèès peu fréquenté puisque dans un village retiré! Et pour finir, NON je ne suis pas blonde, j'étais simplement encore innocente *-) Pour ceux qui craignaient que ce soit leur copine qui ait posté cette VDM, éh bien rassurez vous, NON ! Voilààà, bonne lecture des nouvelles VDM et bisous aux 2 seuls capables de me reconnaitre, B&C!!
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By guiguizzz - 04/07/2009 17:22
Pour info je lui avais bien cassé sa gomme mais elle avait tellement changé que je ne l'ai pas reconnu. mais je ne pensais vraiment pas qu'après toutes ces années, elle m'en voudrait encore.