xDreameuZze

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  • Juste un endroit paumé, En Normandie
  • 28 years-old
  • Tuesday 07 April 1998
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About Xdreameuzze

--- * C'est parce que la vitesse de la lumière dépasse celle du son que tant de gens paraissent brillants avant d'avoir l'air con * ~ "Pourquoi prendre la vie au sérieux puisque de toutes façon, on en sortira pas vivant ?" -Bob Marley. Ecoute Marijuana de Kid Cudi & Tighten up des Black Keys -Never give up and try again, again and again.- Ce sont souvent les gens les plus silencieux qui souffrent le plus. ❥Guitare & Ukulélé ❣ J'aime lire les VDM pour me rappeler qu'il y aura toujours pire que moi :)

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Bonjour bonjour, quelques explications peut être? Vous me faites rire, j'adore vos réactions, c'est QDB ahah. Ma chère maman n'a ni des excès d'autorité, ni des envies cougard. Elle est loin d'être mère poule ou protectrice non plus. Elle a juste décidé de me rendre l'appareil des vacheries que je lui fait a ce moment là. Les pauvres ont été choqué sur place. Un silence general, et une fois éloignées: explosion de rire. C'était bien drole, dommage, mais terriblement drole! Grande complicité mere/fille mais chacune a sa place dans sa vie intime. Quelques vacheries entre nous. C'est bon enfant!