By moux - 08/06/2013 20:46 - France - Le Bouscat
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John Lennon.
1 L'énigme de Stanford : Cette énigme fut posée aux étudiants de l'université de Stanford lors d'une épreuve de réflexion.C'est mieux que Dieu.C'est pire que le Diable.Les pauvres en ont.Les riches en ont besoin.Et si on en mange, on meurt.Qu'est ce que c'est ?
2 Les canards : Deux canards se trouvent devant un canard, deux canards se trouvent derrière un canard et un canard est au milieu. Combien y a-t-il de canards au minimum ?
3 La longue marche : A ciel dégagé, on peut marcher vers lui mais jamais on ne l'atteint. Qui est-ce ?
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