By Lodjo - 05/03/2008 16:31
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM Alors pour répondre à vos questions, j'ai évidemment été à la rencontre de l'instit le lendemain pour lui expliquer, mais sa note n'a pas beaucoup changé ( D+ ) puisque sa rédaction n'était pas très bonne. Pour ceux qui disent que à 7 ans on ne sait pas écrire, si si, on apprend à écrire en CP, et ma fille est en CE1. Et ceux qui disent qu'en CE1 on ne fait pas de rédaction, la preuve que si, mais eux n'appelle pas ça des rédactions. Et mon chat noir ne m'a jamais porté malheur, ne vous en faites pas, il est même adoré de tout le monde ^^
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et 4 ans après je me suis bien marrée en lisant vos commentaires ! Pour la petite explication je devais aller chercher une autre amie à la gare, j'étais à la bourre, je venais d'emménager dans la ville ( en tant qu'étudiante donc zéro tune ), l'amie avec qui j'étais ne connaissait pas la personne qu'on allait chercher, ça m'emmerdait un peu de la voir sortir des sous pour ça. Pour les mauvaises langues je ne fraude pas régulièrement, mais à 1euro60 le billet aller, je trouve ça quand même hyper cher ! sans compter qu'ils ne se privent pas de l'augmenter tous les ans ... Voilà, j'ai assumé ma fraude puisque j'ai payé les deux amendes, et que ceux qui souhaitent me faire la morale prennent quelques cours d'orthographe avant :) Et enfin aux rageux : si on écrit ici c'est avant tout pour vous faire rire, profitez et détendez vous hein