Mystère !
By Tonio - 04/05/2012 13:48 - Allemagne - Offenbach
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By Tonio - 04/05/2012 13:48 - Allemagne - Offenbach
By didoudidine - 13/05/2012 22:55
By Liitle - 19/05/2012 10:22 - France - Tourves
By belle-fille - 19/05/2012 12:18 - France - Villefontaine
By MeïeLive - 22/05/2012 01:02 - France - Athis-mons
By 7mois - 23/05/2012 09:59 - France - Veign
By pablito - 10/06/2012 10:42 - France - Lyon
By cocorico60 - 23/06/2012 11:56 - France - Fressancourt
By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !
By Coward - 28/07/2012 18:41 - France - Aulnay-sous-bois
By Kanye - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By iyou07 - 31/07/2012 00:47 - France - Chamousset
By De_travers - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Draegonei - 02/08/2012 01:46 - France - Aubenas
By Anonyme - 15/08/2012 06:27 - France
By MoreThanEver - 16/08/2012 17:38 - France - Saint-g
By Anonyme - 12/09/2012 09:29 - France - Saint Priest
By ZhinaOfiiciel - 12/09/2012 21:06 - France - Touques
C'est ma VDM. Ceux qui disent que j'ai couché avec mon "Ex patron" pour avoir mon "Ex boulot" n'ont pas toutes les infos. Mon ex copain m'a larguée parce que j'ai appris que je suis enceinte de 4 mois et ne veut pas assumer la petite. Voila, en tout cas, merci des commentaires sympa ;) Ps : Mon ancien compte ZhinaOfficiel a été supprimé donc celui-ci est mon nouveau.
By geetucrains - 16/09/2012 11:20 - France - Lucey
non il n'y avait pas que la sangria, elle était là seulement pour la coloration x) si je vous dis tout ce que j'ai bu tout le monde va vomir rien que d'y penser x)
By impala - 17/09/2012 20:20 - France - Malakoff
hey tout le monde ! je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Je tiens tout d'abord à dire que je suis plutôt agréablement surprise que cette vdm ai plût. Ce n'est pas une vie de merde a proprement parler, c'est juste une petite anecdote marrante, je ne m'attendais vraiment pas à me retrouver avec une poule! Mais je m'y suis très vite fais, elle est désormais guérie et heureuse ;)