By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 22:04 - France - Clamart
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Neyrea's favorite FMLs
By oups - 31/08/2013 08:34 - Suisse - Lausanne
By Sandra - 03/09/2013 10:12 - France
By c0caline - 10/09/2013 21:54 - France - Paris
By Werther89 - 25/09/2013 11:15 - France
Werther89 tells us more.
Accroche-toi !
By Anonyme - 01/10/2013 23:48 - Canada - Montréal
By Pin0cchio - 10/10/2013 07:50 - France
By Anonyme - 15/10/2013 13:04 - Luxembourg
By WildndWeird - 15/10/2013 15:25 - France
By Maru - 18/10/2013 11:42
La goutte d'eau
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By pasdechance - 27/10/2013 16:30 - France - Le Torquesne
Life's a beach
By doubledose - 30/10/2013 17:00 - Italie - Cagliari
Urgence
By chipops - 31/10/2013 15:02 - France - Le Castellet
La grande bouffe
By Mangezmoicuit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Pessac
By chocofan - 02/11/2013 14:15 - Belgique
L'âge de la maturité
By (im)mature - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Gommage
By Feever21 - 03/11/2013 16:22 - France - Lux
Uber Malaise
By yeuxdansledos - 04/11/2013 04:02 - France - Loud
Héhé, coquinette
By Anonyme - 05/11/2013 20:55 - France - Cottance
Bonsoir, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Je suis content que cela en ai fait rire certains, je dois dire que mon-même lorsque je me suis rendu compte que j'avais dit > à mon chat j'ai eu un beau fou rire. En revanche, je dois dire que je suis assez surpris du ton condescendant de certains commentaires... Il s'agit en effet d'une école privée de garçons, où les élèves portent des blouses, et où chaque journée commence par une prière. Ayant travaillé auparavant dans des circonstances très différentes, je dois dire que je suis très surpris par le résultat : peu ou pas de problèmes de discipline, un grand respect dans les deux sens, et le niveau scolaire qui en profite pour décoller. Il faut dire que si les programmes sont ceux de l'éducation nationale dans la plupart des matières, les méthodes "à l'ancienne" utilisées pour les enseigner sont étonnement efficaces ! En vérité pour quiconque à connu le public et tous ses non-sens imposés par des politiques qui changent tous les cinq ans dans le meilleur des cas, c'est un paradis pour enseignant et pour élève ! Et s'il faut pour cela vouvoyer des petits garçons, ce n'est pas bien grave, ce n'est pas ce qui m'empêche de jouer avec eux à la recréation. Bonne soirée à tous :)