Neyrea

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  • Castres, France
  • 33 years-old
  • Tuesday 17 November 1992
  • Not specified

About Neyrea

Rien :3

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Neyrea's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Neyrea's favorite FMLs

sukerichu tells us more.

sukerichu 0

Salut, pour info, bien que la VDM commence par "Aujourd'hui", c'est en fait moi qui ai dit cela à ma mère il y a plus de 20 ans. Ca me fait bien rire de voir que certains préconisaient la taloche et d'autres me voyaient déjà futur délinquant. Et bien non, je suis encore bien élevé. Je vis aussi dans un pays où la fessée est interdite par la loi. Vos commentaires moralisateurs me font finalement bien rigoler. Croire que l'avenir d'un enfant dépend de la réponse de ma mère à cette connerie... :)

Gourde tells us more.

Gourde 0

Je ne sais vraiment pas d'où ça m'est venu, parce que mes légumes ne vont jamais ailleurs que dans le frigo ou dans mon assiette ! On va dire que je fais des associations d'idées un peu bizarres...

paradiizmoa tells us more.

paradiizmoa 6

Et bien malheureusement ce n'est pas un fake...-__-' Alors je lui ai demandé ce qu'il s'est passé, monsieur a fait un cauchemar et quand il s'est réveillé il s'est retrouvé dans le noir et il croyait vraiment qu'il était devenu aveugle =D

kany57 tells us more.

kany57 0

J'ai bien rigolé avec la gardienne de prison n'empêche!!