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By Anonyme - 28/04/2015 02:24 - France - Paris
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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By Anonyme - 28/04/2015 02:24 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
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By elyriah - 12/05/2015 20:41 - France - Hom?court
Salut, salut, je suis l'auteure (je ne sais pas pourquoi il n'y a pas mon pseudo j'avais pourtant tout bien rempli mais étant très blonde c'est peut-être normal), je vais sortir le champagne et fêter ça en tête à tête avec mon ordinateur et mon téléphone ^^ Alors pour répondre à #5 c'est un Galaxy s4 et pour le monsieur du #21 je cherchais un cadeau pour ma maman mais j'aurais tout aussi bien pu chercher un emploi ou un homme (bon l'avenir je ne suis pas encore assez désespérée pour le chercher mais ça viendras peut-être). Et c'était bien par sms, pas une recherche google. Je suis contente de ne pas être la seule ça remonte le moral. Et il ne faut pas trop tenir compte de ce que proposent les téléphones quand je vois qu'en écrivant "pas ta" il me propose "pouf" (ben oui patapouf, mon téléphone doit être un comique refoulé).
By Soldat96 - 13/05/2015 13:46 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Loona - 15/05/2015 17:17 - Royaume-Uni - Manchester
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Déjà merci pour sa publication, ce me touche beaucoup et vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ^^ Ensuite pour apporter des précisions, j'étais déguisée en Rafaël (le rouge) mais sans les armes et mon bandeau ne voulant pas tenir sur ma tête, je l'ai laissé autour de mon cou (comme celui de Franklin sauf que lui a une casquette en plus).. Voilà!