serge15

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  • Paris, France
  • 27 years-old
  • Wednesday 24 March 1999
  • Single

About Serge15

2 gars se rencontrent dans la rue.
Gars1: Mec, cette nuit 1 voleur est rentré chez moi. Il cherchait de l'argent.
Gars 2: Tu as appeler la police?
Gars 1: Non, j'ai cherché avec lui!

En cours d'anglais. P---> La prof. E---> élève
E: madame je peux aller aux toilettes ?
P: in english please. I dont understand french.
E: Can, je pisser?
P un dont understand
E: I need Uriner !!
P: i dont understand
E: Vas te faire foutre alors!
P: Nan mais ça vas pas? Carnet! Va chez le directeur !
E: Alors teacher, vous avez appris le français ??
P: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk

enfin bref ça y est vous me connaissez! Je ne fais QUE des blagues!

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koulikov tells us more.

koulikov 17

En fait, pour tout vous dire, le vaillant militaire que je suis a été mordu par un de ces fichus reptiles ... Mais à coté de ça ma fiancée travaille dans le milieu, elle est auxiliaire vétérinaire spécialisée dans les NACs (Nouveaux Animaux de Compagnie), et se prépare à devenir vétérinaire avec la même spé ... Et dans notre 25m², nous avons en plus de Khâ (elle a baptisé son serpent des blés comme le serpent du livre de la jungle de Walt Disney ...) une furette, un chat, deux poissons rouges et un lèche-vitre, deux tritons et deux tortues ... Elle rêve aussi d'une migale, mais vu que devant le vivarium des araignées dans l'animalerie, j'ai fait un malaise, elle a compris d'elle même que c'était l'arachnide ou moi ... Quant à le "balancer par la fenêtre", il faudrait déjà que j'accepte de le toucher ...

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rameuse 0

Je précise qu'on rame à coté d'une voie de chemins de fer et que c'était un train de marchandises qui sortait du port de commerce, donc à basse vitesse ... Et vu les signes qu'il nous faisait, c'était plutot impossible de pas comprendre ;)

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mamdzelle 0

merci pour vos commentaire plus que sympas! pour vous répondre : effectivement y'a pire comme VDM mais c'est tellement symbolique des petits imprévus de la vie de maman que ... voilà ! et pour le trésor ? je vous laisse le découvrir : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6wacp_et-si-jetais_people

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mego 19

En fait je n'ai pas pu raconter toute l'histoire car il y a un nombre limite de caractère...C'était en effet écrit par ordinateur en capitale. Et la caissière a fini par nous reprendre parce qu'on insistait sur le mot et vu qu'elle nous comprenait toujours pas on lui a montré du doigt la liste des boissons. Évidemment, elle a éclaté de rire et nous a précisé que c'était Thé spécial. Une VDM! D'autant plus qu'il y avait une file d'attente derrière nous... Et pour répondre à certains, ce thé n'avait rien de... spécial ! :)