Memento
By Llhartist - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Aix-en-provence
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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(oups désolée, petit problème technique) Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et je suis ravie de voir qu'elle a été acceptée ! Quelques petites précisions pour les curieux : je venais de passer la soirée avec mes amis (oui oui, ceux qui ont eu cette brillante idée de cadeau ! Que j'aime beaucoup d'ailleurs, même si effectivement il ne reverra pas le métro de si tôt), donc je prenais le dernier métro, et ne pouvais pas en changer pour semer ce charmant monsieur. Et puis finalement, il était plus drôle qu'inquiétant, même si ce n'est pas de très bon goût d'importuner une jeune fille seule dans le métro à cette heure. C'est resté très bon enfant, et il a été très inventif sur les prénoms ! Aucun n'a "fait mouche" comme le demandait quelqu'un, mais je dois avouer avoir eu un faible pour "Théostache" (moi non plus je n'ai pas trop compris d'où ça sortait...). Voilà, bonne journée à tous et merci pour vos commentaires !