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By Smooth - 21/07/2013 17:26 - France - Reignier
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Smooth - 21/07/2013 17:26 - France - Reignier
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By Katsounette - 02/10/2013 17:45 - Royaume-Uni - Glasgow
By Fingerinthenose - 28/10/2013 08:07 - France - Marest
By Mr Bond - 29/10/2013 09:49 - France - Chatou
By lolipop - 31/10/2013 13:37 - France - Reims
By QuestionExistentielle - 04/11/2013 11:56 - France
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By Trishteh - 30/11/2013 21:12 - France - Montpellier
By jujusnt - 11/12/2013 20:52 - France - Rive-de-gier
By Yazstone - 14/12/2013 23:17 - France - Boulogne-billancourt
By chocdesgenerations - 12/01/2014 09:27 - France - Suresnes
By Anonyme - 30/01/2014 18:46 - Royaume-Uni - Hull
By astrologuefamily - 31/01/2014 15:21 - France - Auterive
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM: Quelques précisions, cette anecdote s'est passée il y a plus de 10 ans, je devais être tout petit ou même pas né! Ensuite il faut savoir que le lampadaire avait une sorte de boule semi-transparente dessus qui donnait réellement l'air d'une lune, ma mère n'est pas idiote... En effet il y a d'abord des commentaires qui m'ont beaucoup fait rire, mais certains m'ont blessés par leur méchanceté gratuite envers ma mère que personne ne connait. Donc merci d'arrêter toutes sortes de commentaires médiocre et désagréable envers cette personne que vous ne connaissez pas et qui m'ont blessés. De plus ma mère a une très bonne réputation en tant qu'instit donc calmez-vous! Bref, paix, amour et chocolat sur vous :)
By petitpeudanslamerde - 09/02/2014 12:51 - Allemagne - Rodalben
By Mangeduriz - 03/03/2014 13:33 - Belgique - Liège
By sam666 - 05/03/2014 11:24 - France
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM! ^^ Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire (surtout celui avec le tatouage de la belle-mère)! Pour info, je travaille dans un salon de tatouage au Royaume-Uni, et mon collègue a bien fait signer une charte à notre gars. Mais comme beaucoup, il l'a lu à la va-vite, je suppose... Et ni moi, ni mon collègue ne nous sommes sentis obligés de préciser qu'un tatouage... et bien, c'est indélébile. ^^' Mais pas d'inquiétude, le client (qui pensait, je cite: "que ça s'effacerait progressivement") n'était pas si mécontent de savoir qu'il le garderait à vie, et j'ai pu terminer le tatouage comme il fallait. C'est un tout-tout-tout-tout petit bateau sur l'épaule, sans ornement et discret au possible. Donc pas impossible à cacher. Donc, je profite de cette VDM pour le rappeler à ceux qui ne le sauraient pas (si il y en a un, il doit bien y en avoir d'autres) que oui, un tatouage c'est à vie! ^^ Donc réfléchissez bien à ce que vous voulez vous faire tatouer, et au fait que vous l'aurez pour toujours! Parce que, pour répondre à #164, le laser ne donne pas de superbes résultats... A bon entendeur!!!