Ma déclaration
By bientôtdivorcée - 30/12/2015 12:08 - Belgique
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Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je me suis bien marré à la lecture de certains de vos commentaires :) Pour remettre un peu la situation dans son contexte, le soir précédent l’action malheureuse j’avais fait la fête chez mon ami. Nous étions avec d’autres potes et j’avais suffisamment bu pour ne pas reprendre le volant pour rentrer chez moi. Ensuite je connais mon meilleur ami depuis 15 ans maintenant. Nous avons grandi ensemble ; j’ai passé mon enfance à construire des cabanes avec lui, l’adolescence à l’épauler dans ses premières relations amoureuses et nous entamons l’âge adulte à essayer de devenir …des adultes. Nous avons la chance d’avoir une amitié solide et indéfectible et nous partageons parfois un lit quand des situations comme celles çi l’imposent et sans qu’il y’ait la moindre ambiguïté (les canapés étant déjà occupés par d’autres potes). Effectivement j’étais dans un état second entre le rêve et la réalité, je n’étais donc pas sous l’emprise de l’alcool au moment des faits comme certains ont pu le penser, j’avais juste l’impression que j’étais dans mon lit avec mon copain, comme d’habitude. L’action à été assez rapide et mon ami se trouvait au moment des faits lui aussi dans un état second. Après avoir ouvert les yeux et m'être réfugiée dans la salle de bains pour reprendre mes esprits, nous nous sommes installés devant un bol de café et nous avons discuté de ce qu’il venait de ce passer. Je me suis excusée nerveuse, il m’a alors répondu qu’il était désolé d’avoir réagit « autant » sans avoir eu le temps de prendre conscience que c’était moi qui était à l’origine de ces caresses. Finalement nous avons fini par rire un bon coup ce qui à mis fin à la gêne qui dominait nos échanges jusqu’alors. Concernant mon copain , j’en ai discuté avec lui aussitôt rentrée et j’appréhendais beaucoup sa réaction. Là aussi je me suis excusée et bien qu’il ne l’ai pas très bien pris (ce qui est évidemment compréhensible) il ne m’en a pas voulu et nous sommes passé à autre chose. J’ai pu lire des commentaires quelques peu réacs, d’autres septiques.. Je ne vais pas répondre car certains d’entre vous on déjà apporté des réponses plus que pertinentes et qui résument assez bien ce que j’aurais pu dire… Donc merci à vous :)