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By epekisami - 27/10/2015 12:02 - Australie
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By epekisami - 27/10/2015 12:02 - Australie
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By Liz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Salut, je suis l'auteur de l'anecdote ! Ça s'est passé hier...et heureusement je suis sain et sauf ! Pour la petite histoire, ça s'est passé à Yaoundé au Cameroun. J'attendais ma collègue qui mettait du temps à arriver (1h de retard) donc en attendant je faisais les 100 pas, j'envoyais des textos etc. Ils m'ont demandé ce que je faisais (attendre ma collègue répondais-je) et au bout d'une demi-heure ils ont arrêté d'y croire et m'ont embarqué. J'ai du répondre à un interrogatoire, faire une déclaration et tout le tralala. Toute cette histoire tient surtout aux problèmes de Boko Haram, quand la vigilance s'allie à la parano ! Celui qui a demandé à ce qu'on m'interpelle disait travailler à Maroua (près du Tchad), et clamait qu'il connaissait bien les blancs qui viennent espionner les commissariats pour l'Etat, et que ça faisait au moins 3 heures que je les surveillais. Je me suis quand même demandé qui ne nous deux le commissaire allait croire. Ce qui est sûr c'est que si ma collègue n'était pas arrivé quelques dizaines de minutes plus tard, ça aurait mal tourné car je n'aurais eu aucune preuve de ce que j'avançais !