By Mathisaz - 25/02/2014 14:21 - Maroc - Sal
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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At night, all FMLs are grey.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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100 kick-ass comments
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Dookiie's favorite FMLs
By limites - 05/03/2014 16:42 - France - Strasbourg
By Zelda1996 - 22/03/2014 20:30 - France - Port-de-bouc
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Bien tenté
By cfth - 29/03/2014 23:03 - France
By youpidou13 - 22/04/2014 11:38 - Suisse - Full
By petman - 01/05/2014 15:59 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
Crétin
By Anonyme - 16/05/2014 19:06 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 21/05/2014 01:32 - France - Paris
When the seagulls follow the trawler
By LL. - 29/05/2014 21:35 - France - Rez
By Monica - 03/06/2014 17:39 - France - Lannebert
By Nevenez - 03/06/2014 18:30 - France - Vallet
By Anonyme - 03/06/2014 19:36 - France
Cruciale
By swiss - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By nurse - 07/06/2014 19:12 - France - Ruelle-sur-touvre
Ben voyons
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
Flippant
By poorvoisine - 09/06/2014 21:06 - France - Lan
By anonyme - 17/06/2014 20:20 - France - Paris
By Marie_flower - 21/06/2014 08:25 - France - Douai
Marie_flower tells us more.
Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)
Chacun ses goûts
By Jioune - 10/07/2014 21:38 - France - Caluire
Coulée
By glou - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Wow, alors déjà merci d'avoir validé, ça a été la grosse surprise de la journée x) J'ai dû me créer un compte exprès pour apporter des précisions, alors je vais le faire de suite ! Alors déjà, je tiens à dire qu'avec mon copain nous avons l'habitude de nous envoyer des phrases trash de ce style, on délire beaucoup sur ça (oui nous sommes un couple bizarre lol). En effet, je revenais de chez l'esthéticienne et c'est une fois couchée que je lui montre fièrement mes jambes toutes douces. Sur le coup c'est vrai que je m'attendais à un compliment, et à la place j'ai eu droit à ça :') par la suite nous avons été pris d'un fou rire et je me suis dit que ce serait sympa de poster cette petite anecdote. Certains diront que mon copain a la classe internationale, mais je vous assure je suis pire que lui parfois :') Comme je l'ai dit on délire beaucoup en s'envoyant ce genre de phrase, et même si parfois ça casse un peu, au final on fini toujours par en rire ;) Ne vous inquiétez pas, je suis très bien traitée par mon copain et il a toute sa tête :) Voilà, en tout cas nous sommes très contents que notre VDM a été validée, on ne s'y attendais pas du tout, et certains commentaires nous ont bien fait rire ! Bonne journée à tous ! xoxo