About Gypsyzombieninja
my real identity is aunt jemima. I like pooping, braining my damage, swimming at the bike store, noodles, buying prostitutes, selling prostitutes, being a prostitute, slapping the shit out of my baby daddy, "accidently" running over my ex with a truck, NOT BEING IN THE MAFIA IF THATS WHAT YOU WERE THINKING, laughing at cheese, talking to one of my three personalities, singing my fave Tool/Rob Zombie/Offspring/Classic Rock Band/ (insert fat chick here) songs, tripping over nothing, bollywood stuff, breaking the law, drawing pictures of that weird guy from Shine, spending time with my imaginary boyfriend (Mr. Kibbles), pushing stupid people into walls that aren't really there, fondling random vegtables at the supermarket, pancakes. By the way, i'm a pathological liar. Or am I? yeah, I am. Or maybe not...
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