By lol - 14/03/2013 19:21 - France - Strasbourg
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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I never take things to heart
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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By oneside - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Avoine
Bonsoir à tous je suis l'auteure de la VDM! En réalité cette anecdote date de l'année dernière, c'est en la racontant à une amie qu'elle m'a dit que ça ferait une bonne VDM, je l'ai donc soumise sans penser qu'elle serait validée mais il faut croire qu'elle avait raison. L'avantage c'est que les curieux qui ont demandé la suite n'auront pas à attendre :) C'était une visite de routine, c'est pour cela que mon copain ne m'a pas accompagné dans le cabinet. Sa réponse m'a vraiment choquée sur le coup et je lui en ai voulu pendant un petit moment, lui s'excusant pendant tout le trajet du retour. Il était dans sa période Doodle Jump et s'était mis en tête de battre son record. Il venait de terminer sa partie quand je lui ai annoncé la nouvelle, il était encore dedans et a réalisé quelques secondes après ce que je venais de lui dire et ce qu'il venait de faire et a été aussi peiné que moi. C'est le genre de bourde que tout le monde est susceptible de faire et je ne lui en ai pas tenu rigueur bien longtemps surtout qu'il a été d'un super réconfort par la suite et malgré cet épisode je suis sûre qu'il fera un super papa :) Avec le recul cette histoire me fait même plutôt sourire et nous sommes toujours ensemble aujourd'hui. Quand on est petite fille on rêve toutes d'avoir un bébé naturellement et facilement, pas grâce à des traitements, des piqûres etc qui risquent de durer plusieurs années et sans résultat garanti. Même si j'avais 19 ans et que je ne comptais pas être maman tout de suite, autant vous dire que la déception a été immense! Je remercie donc tous les gentils messages de soutien et adresse les miens aux personnes dans le même cas. :)