By Clo - 26/10/2015 12:47 - France - Toulon
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Niette's favorite FMLs
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Naïveté
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Surprise !
By Bonsoir - 29/10/2015 12:02 - France - Acquigny
Sympa, merci
By tiffanyd80 - 29/10/2015 19:03 - France - Le Crotoy
By azraell - 31/10/2015 20:20 - France
By Obelix - 01/11/2015 12:17 - France - Chauvigny
By moonlalune - 03/11/2015 22:27 - France
By Ombre - 05/11/2015 06:38
By Anonyme - 07/11/2015 17:31 - France - Montreuil
By Makilepetitkk - 09/11/2015 16:06 - Belgique - Brussels
Makilepetitkk tells us more.
By SNCF - 11/11/2015 17:23 - France
Laisse pas traîner ton fils
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
By yioupslaboum - 12/11/2015 13:00 - France
By Anonyme - 14/11/2015 22:40 - France - Loches
By Aïe - 15/11/2015 22:04 - France - Seyssinet-pariset
Chelou le mec
By Jesavaispas - 15/11/2015 23:42 - France
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, qui a honteusement oublié l'existence de son compte et a donc soumis sa petite misère hors connexion. Je fais partie maintenant de ces quelques élus qui ont une vie suffisamment nulle pour être publié et j'ai eu la chance de connaître ce petite moment d'euphorie quand on voit notre galère partagée! :D Donc, je viens vous apporté des petites précisons: je suis la petite fille de 5 ans, haha (une douzaine d'année plus tard)! En fait, c'est une peur qui a fini par partir toute seule avec le temps et qui a duré le temps de mes primaires. Je ne sais pas vraiment quelle est son origine mais en tout cas, j'étais terrorisée à l'idée de toucher un bouton, les voir me dégoûtaient et je les évitais un maximum, en limitant les câlins avec ceux qui en portaient par exemple. Une fois, j'avais réveillé mes parents en pleine nuit en hurlant car mon pied avait touché un bouton de la housse pour les draps.. Au niveau de l'habillement, c'était un peu embêtant pour mes parents car je pétais facilement une durite si je portais une chemise ou un vêtement à boutons. Leur patience a été mise à dure épreuve mais bon, ils m'aiment encore