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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Cagnes-sur-mer
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Cagnes-sur-mer
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By DaftPound - 13/06/2014 00:03 - France - Gr
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur. OMG mha védéhèm é publié. Soit. Alors déjà pour ceux qui veulent la photo allez vous faire taper *-* Je garde mon corps exceptionnel rien que pour moi namého. Ensuite, nan la téte ça va XD Disons qu'ai moins elle est pas aussi grosse ^^ Et encore une fois non, je ne fait pas de golden caca :( J'ai pas de perruque et je je suis pas un détraqué sequssuèl (enfin je crois pas) Donc heureusement la ressemblance s’arrête là ^^ En fait pour vous décrire vite fait le truc c'est pas vraiment naturel, c'est dû à un problème de santé qui fait que je suis maigre, avec une grande cage thoracique plus large en bas qu'en haut, des bras très maigres et pour saucer le tout... J'ai du bide X-X' Bon après j'ai pas dit ça pour vous faire pleurer, c'était juste pour décrire mon corps, qui rassurez-vous ne me gène plus tant que ça ;) Bisous à vos mère.
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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
Salut salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) Les commentaires sont très drôles merci :p Pour la petite histoire j'ai fêté le départ d'une amie, du coup on a fini tard (ou tôt, selon le point de vue), et on est allé voter en rentrant de soirée :D Je suis serveur, et mon patron a dû se débrouiller sans moi Lundi, je lui ai dit être malade au réveil il est compréhensif heureusement :) Pour la performance non je n'ai pas pris de somnifère, mais une bonne dose d'alcool ajoutée à la fatigue accumulée de la semaine, le tout agrémenté d'une bouteille d'eau près du lit, et le tour est joué :)