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By ouch - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Alors, premièrement je ne m'attendais absolument pas à ce que mon histoire soit publiée. J'ai raconté l'anecdote pour dédramatiser parce que j'avoue que sur le coup, on a eu bien peur ! Donc pour les précisions, nous nous promenions en ville jusqu'à ce que ma copine que je devais ramener à la gare (et que je n'allais plus voir pendant 2 semaines) me fait part de son envie. J'ai donc roulé un peu et j'ai trouvé un petit chemin de terre qui menait dans la forêt qui borde la ville, on a bien continué sur 5 km pour être sûre de ne croiser personne, sans penser à la période de la chasse. Je crois que ni elle, ni moi ne le savions puisque nous sommes de pures citadines ! Enfin bref, je me suis garée et nous nous sommes embrassées et il y a quelques mains balladeuses jusqu'à ce que nous entendions un bruit de portière derrière nous. Je n'y ai pas prêté attention jusqu'à ce que ma copine se soit mise à crier. Je me suis retournée et c'est là que j'ai vu, un type de bien 70 ans, habillé comme un chasseur, debout devant sa voiture et qui nous "braquait" donc avec ses jumelles... On a eu la peur de notre vie et je me suis empressée de redémarrer et de partir de là pendant qu'il nous souriait comme un pervers. Le pire, c'est que le temps que j'ai fait demi-tour, le type avait repris sa voiture et était parti. Bref, la prochaine fois, on prendra notre mal en patience ^^. Voilà pour les précisions. Merci de vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire et desolée pour ce roman.