Ermite
By Cas Désespéré - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vallet
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Mon papa sait vraiment bien remonter le moral :) au moins il me fait rigoler!
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Bon bon bon...C'est fou! Je ne pensais vraiment pas qu'une banale anecdote publiée sur VDM susciterait autant de commentaires agressifs! Détendez vous les amis! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et puis-je seulement ajouter ceci: Premièrement: je me demande comment certains peuvent être capables de juger une personne à partir d'une simple VDM : NON je ne suis pas une française irrespectueuse, je ne hurle pas dans les lieux publics en pensant que de toute façon, la France c'est classe et tout le monde m'aime par la force des choses...Et puis pour être honnête, j'évite même le plus possible de le faire remarquer car je me sens très mal à l'aise quand un étranger veut me sortir fièrement les quelques mots de français qu'il a appris à l'école et que je ne suis pas fichue de comprendre, héhéhé... Deuxièmement: Mon mari va très bien, il n'est ni traumatisé, il n'a pas vomi dans son assiette ("ohlala!! Elle parle de vomissement maintenant!!"), il ne m'a pas non plus quitté pour une blonde à forte poitrine, et on se bidonne toujours pour des conneries ("ohlala, en plus elle est vulgaire!!") Je précise aussi que nous allons très souvent au resto donc il ne s'agissait pas d'une occasion exceptionnelle du genre "chéri, je suis enceinte, ah mais au fait!!! J'ai rêvé d'un truc trop bizarre, je faisais caca partout...Je devrais vraiment consulter un psy...Sinon, tu préférerais une fille ou un garçon?" Heureusement pour moi, ce groupe de français de moyenne d'âge 25-30 ans (sachant que j'en ai 25), était plus détendu, (et alcoolisé aussi! J'avoue...) ouvert d'esprit et sympathique que la plupart des français qui ont commenté cette VDM ... *soupir* Pour toutes les personnes que j'ai outrées, voire traumatisé pour certaines (!!) je m'en excuse...Mais je souhaite sincèrement que vous découvriez la joie de la complicité dans un couple, de l'auto dérision, du laisser aller, des blagues "pipi-caca-prout", et de la chaleur de l'accueil des étrangers (suédois en l'occurence) à l'égard des français! Car non, objectivement, le monde entier ne nous déteste pas...Nous ne sommes pas tous arrogants et "gueulards"! ;) Je retourne maintenant à mon cac... euuuuh pardon, à mes discussions philosophiques, économiques, politiques, religieuses... ;)